crumbduck:

relationship status: sobbing

coagulates:

really liking someone kinda sucks because you’re either really happy or really sad

darrenstummy:

i’m that horrible friend that reads your text message then puts the phone down for 2 minutes to do something and forgets to reply until three hours later

(Source: darrenstummy-moved)

                                   butts                           butts

                      buttsbuttsbuttsbutts         buttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                  buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts    buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                 buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                    buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                           buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                                 buttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                                        buttsbuttsbuttsbutts

                                                buttsbutts

                                                   booty

(Source: daesong)

rainingwaters:

Why do I have followers I’m not funny and I can’t photoshop

(Source: holmieschapel)

sprucespanner:

my blog is actually a horrific mess of different fandoms and things that don’t really relate to each other but i thought were funny

(Source: this-account-has-moved-yo)

votarient:

those feely feels

those feely feels that feel……

…..feely?

(Source: lubechester)

“baby” I whisper to the Evil Queen whose life’s mission is to ruin everyone else’s life.

(Source: catully)